A Churlish Disregard for Decency

Ahoy you gorbellied, bat-fowling strumpets! I found a collection of Shakespearean insults today and thought "What a marvellous d100 table they would make". So I slapped some numbers on the side and made one. Roll once on each column for instant classy comebacks.


01-02
Artless
Base-court
Apple-john
03-04
Bawdy
Bat-fowling
Baggage
05-06
Beslubbering
Beef-witted
Barnacle
07-08
Bootless
Beetle-headed
Bladder
09-10
Churlish
Boil-brained
Boar-pig
11-12
Cockered
Clapper-clawed
Bugbear
13-14
Clouted
Clay-brained
Bum-bailey
15-16
Craven
Common-kissing
Canker-blossom
17-18
Currish
Crook-pated
Clack-dish
19-20
Dankish
Dismal-dreaming
Clotpole
21-22
Dissembling
Dizzy-eyed
Coxcomb
23-24
Droning
Doghearted
Codpiece
25-26
Errant
Dread-bolted
Death-token
27-28
Fawning
Earth-vexing
Dewberry
29-30
Fobbing
Elf-skinned
Flap-dragon
31-32
Froward
Fat-kidneyed
Flax-wrench
33-34
Frothy
Fen-sucked
Flirt-gill
35-36
Gleeking
Flap-mouther
Foot-licker
37-38
Goatish
Fly-bitten
Fustliarian
39-40
Gorbellied
Folly-fallen
Giglet
41-42
Impertinent
Fool-born
Gudgeon
43-44
Infectious
Full-gorged
Haggard
45-46
Jarring
Guts-griping
Harpy
47-48
Loggerheaded
Half-Faced
Hedge-pig
49-50
Lumpish
Hasty-witted
Horn-beast
51-52
Mammering
Hedge-born
Hugger-mugger
53-54
Mangled
Hell-hated
Joithead
55-56
Mewling
Idle-headed
Lewdster
57-58
Paunchy
Ill-breeding
Lout
59-60
Pribbling
Ill-nurtured
Maggot-pie
61-62
Puking
Knotty-pated
Malt-worm
63-64
Puny
Milk-livered
Mammet
65-66
Qualling
Motley-minded
Measle
67-68
Rank
Onion-eyed
Minnow
69-70
Reeky
Plume-plucked
Miscreant
71-72
Roguish
Pottle-deep
Moldwarp
73-74
Ruttish
Pox-marked
Mumble-news
75-76
Saucy
Reeling-ripe
Nut-hook
77-78
Spleeny
Rough-hewn
Pigeon-egg
79-80
Spongy
Rude-growing
Pignut
81-82
Surly
Rump-fed
Puttock
83-84
Tottering
Shard-borne
Pumpion
85-86
Unmuzzled
Sheep-biting
Ratsbane
87-88
Vain
Spur-galled
Scut
89-90
Venomed
Swag-bellied
Skainsmate
91-92
Villainous
Tardy-gaited
Strumpet
93-94
Warped
Tickle-brained
Varlot
95-96
Wayward
Toad-spotted
Vassal
97-98
Weedy
Unchin-shouted
Whey-face
99-100
Yeasty
Weather-bitten
Wagtail


May all your games be ruder for it.

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