What Would Conan Do?

Lechter the Frog Master hurls magic frogs at his opponents, each of which has a different effect on the person struck.  Make a d12 table of random magical effects an opponent suffers from being struck by a Lechter frog.

1. Plugged and Purple Toad Sire: A large, ballooned, brown toad with a wooden stopper in its mouth. To use the Sire one must jam it firmly between ones legs and yank the plug out with a firm twisting-yanking action. If you aren't careful with your knee pressure a number of toads will spurt forth with great vigour towards your face (Lechter of course never make this mistake).
        Once unplugged the Toad Sire will generate and issue forth from its mouth medium sized purple toads en masse for several (d6) hours. Once unplugged the pressure makes it impossible to stop, either by re-plugging or stomping on it. It is impossible not to step on, and crush, these purple toads, making a radius of 1 metre per minute extremely slippery (test luck or acrobatics not to fall over instead of what you wanted to do).
        For the next 6 years the local insect population will be greatly diminished, but the purple frogs are delicious and breed readily, so the locals will likely learn to love them.
      The Sire, by the end of its spawning, will be a deflated sack of toad that only an expert anuromancer can regenerate and reseed.
   
2.  Epulotic Natterjack: The natterjack is tacky to the touch, but not exactly sticky. Like ice, it has a strange adherence and is the reason Frog Masters wear striped cotton gloves at all times.
        When the natterjack comes into contact with flesh it begins to "burrow" itself in, much like a normal toad would in mud. The experience is not painful, nor is it permanent since the frog can leave at will. However one can find a multitude of uses, both beneficial and mischievous. For those with a good arm it can be lobbed into someones face, causing blindness, or suffocation, as it mingles with the face parts. For a more caring individual they could apply one to an open wound and apply a bandage so that the frog can't leave.
       Throw the toad to stick it to people. It does no damage unless with an aimed shot, and then it causes some sort of effect. The frog can also be used to stop bleeding and heal d6 Stamina.
   
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